Speaking of Chicago, they sure had a lot of novelty-sized food! Or at least I think it was novelty-sized food… maybe Chicagoans are just really hungry. It takes the edge off their cold winters or something. I mean… look at the size of this hot dog!
Done up Chicago style with onions, tomatoes, peppers and pickles. Can’t really tell how big it is from this picture? How about this one?!
I mean, that’s a normal-sized styrofoam bowl of fries. THAT HOT DOG IS THREE TIMES the length of a bowl of fries! Still not getting the idea? Well… here’s a rare treat: A pic of Elaine actually eating.
I feel like I’m just asking for someone to photoshop me into a porno.
But if it was only the hot dogs that were big, then it’d be unfair of me to make any assumptions about this country and big food. No – it wasn’t just the hot dogs! Take a look at these pizzas:
My hand versus the pizza! No? Not enough of a size comparison? Fine! Here’s my HEAD versus the pizza!